fasterfood:

You wake up on Christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. Somebody is stealing all of your Christmas presents. It is Jesus. “It’s my birthday, not yours,” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms.

yiffmaster:

alittlebitnerdy:

yiffmaster:

genocidaltophattedoharo:

ghost rock 

damn. thats cool o:

I’m ground flying. how

Dude you’re gilgar

ralphcanwreckme:

because I had this awesome password journal as a kid

but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time

so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again

but today I was cleaning my room and found it

so I decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when I was a kid

but I don’t know the password anymore and it didn’t even have any batteries

so I thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it

ha

haha

nope

so now I have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too

finally I get in

and it’s fucking empty

but I notice the little compartment thingy and open it

there was a folded up piece of paper inside

and I can’t stop laughing because I worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like

“now fuck off”

flowercrownsfor5sos:

trust-me-imadoctor:

cutebabe:

noose:

timeandspacelocked:

theperksofbeing-kate:

sexual-phan:

marinasexual:

can we just appreciate the fact that my best friend, who in the past struggled with an eating disorder, called out my gym teacher bc he says a size 3 for women is “ideal”

(((The average now for women is a size 14)))

DUDE GOD BLESS HER

I can’t tell you how happy this makes me

YOU GO GIRL!!

oh my god yes

YES GIRL UR MY HERO

Reblogged so fast.  ”How dare you?”

GURL YOU TELL HIM

freehroses:

This is amazing

avatargrimes:

systemofadowny:

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

obviousplant:

Bonus library drop box sign on Instagram

bebopfirefly:

this headline just delights me

laugh-out-loud-funny:

theawesomeadventurer:

i-bid-the-moon:

romieohjuliette:

niggaimdeadass:

yes

Lmmmmaaaaooo

BUT HE DIED THE SAME DAY HURRICANE SANDY STARTED

OH SHIT

bloodybaronn:

HP HOUSES